dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
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