windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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