Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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