I must be too annoying 4 u.
And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
so much tequila, so little girl.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
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