Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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