I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
Randomize
