do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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