So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
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