Her vagina should come with caution tape.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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