Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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