It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
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You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
All the doctor said was why
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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