discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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