its not stalking. its research.
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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