you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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