ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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