is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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