The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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