I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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