I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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