Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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