No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
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