Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
Randomize
