Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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