I woke up naked this morning and I found out that I thought I was Adam last night and Eve was my wife so I ran naked saying I was in the Garden of Eden and I could shit wherever I wanted.....too bad the garden was in my friends apt.......I spent the morning cleaning and have reached a new low
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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