i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Boobs speak an international language.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
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