and next time when you feel me up, do it right
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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