like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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