is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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