he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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