Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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