Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
Randomize
