I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
Randomize