I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
The cop didn't care that I was peeing on the wall of my dorm building... All he said was, "come on, it's 9am."
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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