we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Randomize
