It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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