I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
Randomize
