Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
do herpes really smell.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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