did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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