please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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