I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
Randomize
