Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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