Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
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