we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
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