Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
dude i'm inner monologue high
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
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