Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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