your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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