i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
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