you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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