i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
They are going to name an STD after you.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
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