wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
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go home
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
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