How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
If I die, sorry about rent.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
Randomize
