you would pick up someone in the library
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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