Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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