Where is the hickey?
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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