Its about making memories worth repressing
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
Randomize
