hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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