well most of my day revolves around power hour
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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