Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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