Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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