i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
I think weed is turning my hair brown
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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